Aaaaannnddd now I have to take Red to Jacksonville on Friday night for weigh-ins. Dammit.
Oh Dammit all that’s a plan that backfired
Watch Drinking Buddies. If you want to see a good movie, watch it. Just trust me on this.
"No, it’s a terrible job. Moving is what you do in Hell."
"It’s like swallowing a burnt condom full of gas!"
"Probably spent the first month trying to figure out what was in it for her, but…I guess you have to just take a person at their word that they’re actually into you. I don’t know. It’s hard to figure women out."